Tuesday, April 7, 2009

bARBRA-OLOGY



MEME - potential - ology

Let others know a little more about yourself. Re-post this as your name followed by "ology" Then tag some people, including me, who have piqued your curiosity.

(Not tagging.)

--What is your salad dressing of choice? Paul Newman's Italian
--What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Chappy's--move here from New ORLEAN'S AFTER THE HURRICANE
--What food could you eat every day for 2 weeks and not get sick of? Mexican
--What are your pizza toppings of choice? Loaded

TECHNOLOGY
--How many televisions are in your house? 5, 2 other hand held
--DVD's? HUNDREDS
--How many CD's? HUNDREDS
--What color of mobile phone do you have? ROYAL BLUE AND BLACK
--How many computers? 3 desk 3 laptops.
--Internet. wired or wireless? WIRELESS

BIOLOGY
--Are you right-handed or left-handed? RIGHT
--Hair color? Blonde
--Height? ONCE 6 FEET AFTER SEVERAL BACK SURGERIES AND GRAVITY 5'10"
--Have you ever had anything removed from your body? 4 VERTEBRAE, THREE OVER 9 POUND BABIES,
--Have you ever had anything put into your body? TITANIUM--NECK, THORACIC AND SACRAL AND A CADAVER BONE, NINE UNITS OF BLOOD
--What is the last heavy item you lifted? 6 FOOT BIRD CAGE
--Have you ever been knocked unconscious? YES

BULLCRAPOLOGY
--If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? NO, WHY YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
--If you could change your name, what would you change it to? NAH, I LIKE MY NAME OKAY
--Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? NO, WHO WROTE THESE QUESTIONS?
--Would you have sex with a stranger for a million dollars? GROSS...NO

DUMBOLOGY
--How many pairs of flip flops do you own? NONE--THAT TOE THING, CREEPY
--How many pairs of shoes? 22 I can wear
--Highest heel? 5 inch stiletto
--Last time you had a run-in with the cops? NEVER, I'VE BEEN LUCKY. I take care of them when they're hurt in line of duty and their families.
--Last person you talked to? LAUREN
--Last person you hugged? LAUREN

FAVOURITOLOGY
--Season? SUMMER
--Holiday? THANKSGIVING--WHOLE FAMILY GETS TOGETHER FROM ALL OVER USA
--Day of the week? SUNDAY now LOCI's day of the week
--Month? JULY

CURRENTOLOGY
--Missing someone? YES
--Mood? OKAY
--What are you listening to? TV
--Worrying about? DID I FINISH ALL MY PAPERWORK LAST NIGHT AND SIGN IT?

DEPENDS-OLOGY
--Do you always answer your phone? NO
--Your door? NO
--It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? PATSY
--If you could change your eye color what would it be? I LIKE HAVING GREEN EYES
--Do you own a digital camera? OF COURSE
--Have you ever had a pet fish? NO TOO MUCH TROUBLE AND DIE TOO EASILY
--What kind of pet do you have now? YELLOW CRESTED COCKATOO
--What's on your wish list for your birthday? I TELL EVERYONE THE SAME THING...IF I CANT DRINK IT, EAT IT OR READ IT...I DON'T NEED IT.
--Can you do push ups? PUSH WHATS?
--Can you do a chin up? AGAIN WHO THOUGHT UP THESE QUESTIONS? WHY WOULD I WANT TO?
--Does the future make you more nervous or excited? THE HUMAN RACE LIVES WITH A GIANT DESTRUCT BUTTON OVER IT. NOTHING I CAN DO TO KEEP IT FROM BEING PUSHED. I GUESS I BELIEVE IN FATE SO WE'LL SEE.
--Do you have any saved texts? NO
--Ever been in a car wreck? FIVE TIMES NONE MY FAULT--FOR A WHILE I THOUGHT I HAD A SIGN ON MY CAR THAT SAID "hit me'
--Do you have an accent? I DON'T THINK SO, BUT GREW UP IN FLORIDA AND LIVED IN TENNESSEE A LONG TIME SO PROBABLY A LIGHT SOUTHERN, Y'ALL.
--Plans tonight? COMPUTER CATCH UP
--Name the last 3 things you bought? Black SCRUBS, HEMOSTAT SET, BLACK NURSING SHOES.
--Have you ever been given roses? OF COURSE
--Current hate? CHILD SEXUAL PREDATORS--PEDOPHILES CAN'T BE REHABILITATED. BRING BACK PUBLIC HANGINGS
--Met someone who changed your life? SURE
--How did you bring in the new year? WORKING
--Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?NO
--Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? NO, BUT I'VE BEEN MARRIED A LOT LONGER THAN THAT.
--Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO
--What songs do you sing in the shower? NEVER SING HAVE A VOICE LIKE A COW IN LABOR
--Ever had someone sing to you? OH YEAH
--When did you last cry? DON'T REMEMBER PROBABLY AT THE HOSPITAL AFTER LOSING A PATIENT.
--Do you like to cuddle? NO,TOO HOT--ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP. MY HUSBAND SAYS I TREAT SEX LIKE A MAN.
--Have you held hands with anyone today? PATIENT'S FAMILY MEMBER THIS MORNING
--Who was the last person you took a picture of? LAUREN--MY BABY
--Do you believe in staying close with your ex's? NO EX'S
--Are most of the friends in your life new or old? REAL WORLD-OLD, ON LINE-NEW
--Do you like pulpy orange juice? YEP
--Favorite fruit or berry or melon? BLACKBERRIES AND WATER MELON
--What is something your friends make fun of you for? MY TEMPER-QUICK TO FLARE QUICK TO COOL.
--Have you ever ridden an elephant? WHO THINKS OF THESE QUESTIONS. OF COURSE NOT. Not a camel either
--What are you saving your money up for right now? TRIP TO ITALY
--When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? OVER A YEAR
--What were you doing 12 AM last night? GIVING CPR TO A MVA VICTIM.
--What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE TO WORK FOR FOUR NIGHTS.
--Most unreasonable personal fear? I HAVE TWO. MENTAL HOSPITALS IN HORROR MOVIES...CAN'T WATCH THEM DON'T KNOW WHY---AND SALTWATER ALLIGATORS. I LIVE IN TENNESSEE THEY'RE IN AUSTRALIA????

ROMANCE-OLOGY

--When was your last REAL toe curling kiss?SATURDAY
--Ever made love standing up?MORE THAN ONCE (ELEVATORS COUNT RIGHT?)
--In the shower?MOST DEFINITELY YES
--Ever been picked up and carried in a man's arms for romantic reasons?YES,
--Made love in front of a fire?YES, HOT HOT HOT

YOU-OLOGY

--Favorite alcoholic drink? GREY GOOSE MARTINI HOLD THE VERMOUTH WITH THREE OLIVES. (KEEP YOUR VODKA IN THE FREEZER.)
--Non-alcoholic drink? ICED TEA
--Favorite snack?NACHOS
--Fantasy person you'd want to be lost on a desert island with? VINCENT D'ONOFRIO OR RUSSELL CROWE
--You least like to be with? WHO EVER THOUGHT UP SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS
--Do you write Fan Fic? SOMETIMES
--Favorite fandom to write for? LOCI
--Favorite sports Team? NASHVILLE PREDATORS HOCKEY TEAM
--FAVORITE FAN SITEOH SO MANY--TEAM 13 PROJECT (LOVE YA JAZZIE, SNARKANGEL, AND VAL--YOU TOO LOZZIE),ELIZA'S VELOCITY OF VINCENT, VAL'S LIFE AND VINCENT, DIANE & TESS' VALENTINE CAT, COASTY, BOBBY G'S MY BIG FAT FREAKIN' LIFE, MUSIC WENCHES' OPINIONS OBSERVATIONS...AND SOOO MANY MORE)

AND A VINCENT SHOT

1 comment:

val said...

Glad you couldn't end without a picture of Vincent.

I didn't know you had a cockatoo! I hear they can be very loud in the home. My orange-winged Amazon sometimes screeches really loud (his version of the sound his little conure girlfriend who died last year used to make) but my African grey rarely makes anything but human noises.