ADULT TOPIC

Since I have got the damned Adult Content warning I am going to use it so if you are not let's say OVER 21 go away. And if frank talk of sex embarrasses you--go away.

First I wish to respond to a comment made on my blog many many moons ago, I do not remember which one said it and I gave up looking, anyway she commented as grown women instead of using feet and hands and calling it a python why we just didn't say penis. So I am going to address that now... I don't know, we do it because to say it, it just seems rude. And though when I was young I heard enough the adage that he won't buy the cow if he gets the milk free, until I told her at twenty I'm not taking a bull to stud unless I know he can perform.

As to fantasizing about size, well that is just something we women need to do. I mean if you are interested sexually you can't just say excuse me but how long and thick is your penis? And it seems in poor taste to get him worked up only to find him lacking and walk away, but that's the Southern girl in me.

I thought of this because at work last night. You have to understand there is not a raunchier, more foul-mouthed, mind in the gutter, no topic too sensitive group of people than nurses, doctors, residents, aides, respiratory techs, and iv team members. And when you have a rare quiet night and few patients anywhere on the floor, we tend to get worked up.

First after much discussion and comparison of past and present lovers we determined the following, a man's PENIS is usually as thick as a triangle made of his middle three fingers and his length is the combo of his middle and small finger end to end.
Note: Bobby Goren's fingers and are, well check out my Smile Part one. Our male nurses and docs refused to verify or deny.

Shoe size mean NOTHING.

And by the by, this IS a fact, for every fifty pounds a man is over-weight he loses an inch of external penis to internal flesh.

This all started when we found an old GQ Magazine that spoke of the average size of the male penis by nationalities. The smallest being the Asian countries at 4 inches the largest the Scandinavian countries at ten. The average American was about seven inches. Supposedly of course since the article was written by a man it is the women's fault in each region for the male must match the female.

Now most agree while length is nice the Width is most important (Unless he's two inches long.)

Since most G-spots are two inches above your urethra if you've been cathed before you know where it is, as long as its stroked you'll have an orgasm. If you have never been cathed and have no idea where it is, e-mail me I'll give you directions. They should teach that with your first pap smear. If a man is too long and bangs against your cervix it can cause damaged cells that lead to cancer. The average vagina is about nine inches deep.

There are anomalies to all of these and since America is a melting pot... if single I'd stick to the finger system...true for the ladies on the floor last night & my husband who would kill me if he knew I told anyone that.

So, penis or python like most of you I'd like a little time alone with Det. Goren. to find out. And I have a good eye. I won't need a ruler.

Next, and I'd really like to hear what you think? On The View the other morning they quoted a NEW SURVEY that says only 12% of women over 40 want or need sex and only have it to satisfy their man. And many would rather their hubby's go elsewhere as long as they don't 'fall in love'. That's why men in 30 year marriages seek out younger women, because a man thinks of sex every ten minutes no matter what age. A note here, I'd kill mine if he wandered. So fan your faces and tell me what you think. I can't believe a single one of us would turn sex down with Bobby no matter what age.