BOBBY'S CHRISTMAS?

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME, A TIME FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.




BUT WHAT IF YOUR MOM IS DEAD AFTER ALONG PAINFUL ILLNESS, YOUR BROTHER WAS KILLED BY YOUR MENTOR ALONG WITH YOUR NEMESIS---A WOMAN YOU NEEDED TO PUT IN PRISON FOR CLOSURE NOW DEAD BODY'S RESTING PLACE LOST IN THE DETERIORATING MIND OF DECLAN GAGE WHO MURDERED...FOR YOU. YOUR FATHER WAS A HORRIFIC SERIAL KILLER AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS. YOUR PARTNER, THOUGH IT'S BETTER, STILL HOLDS BITTER FEELING TOWARD YOU, AND THOUGH SHE TRIES DOES NOT TRUST YOU UNCONDITIONALLY AS SHE ONCE DID. AND RIGHTLY SO YOU BELIEVE. YOU FEEL YOU DO NOT DESERVE HER.

YOU'VE LOST TOUCH WITH MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS DURING YOUR MOM'S ILLNESS, AND HAVEN'T HAD THE INCLINATION OR ENERGY TO REBUILD THEM.

SO WHAT ARE YOUR CHOICES IF YOU ARE BOBBY GOREN?

ALEX BEING ALEX WILL OFFER FOR YOU TO JOIN HER FAMILY...


AND HE WILL LISTEN AND POLITELY REFUSE


AND SHE WILL GET PISSED AND LEAVE YOU



NOW HIS CHOICES...WAKE UP CHRISTMAS MORNING SIT AND BROOD...




HURT & CRY


WAIT FOR THE BAR TO OPEN AND DROWN THE DAY



OR YOU CAN TAKE THE DAY TO BURY YOURSELF IN WORK, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HOLD DOWN THE FORT


BUT BOBBY DARLING THERE ARE SO MANY OF US WILLING TO MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

WE'LL FEED YOU, DECORATE, FUSS OVER YOU, MASSAGE AWAY YOUR ACHES AND MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR PROBLEMS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR US CALLING TO YOU. WE ALL WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

WE'LL TAKE TURNS. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LOVER POLYGAMY?

HUGS


AND KISSES