HAPPY BIRTHDAY TESS.

CAKE


YOUR ADVENTURE STARTS IN NYC AT CHELSEA PIERS



HE'S WAITING FOR YOU


OFF TO PARIS FOR DINNER


THEN TO THE CHATEAU FOR THE NIGHT


WHERE YOUR BATH HAS BEEN DRAWN FOR TWO AND THE CHAMPAGNE POURED


MAY YOUR NIGHT BE


And may he end looking at you like this

WONDER WHERE WHICH CATEFGORY THE PYTHON FALLS

AS REPORTED BY OUR CORRESPONDENT LADYJUDITYANNE ON LJ--THIS MAY BE THE ONLY TIME MEN WiLL LIE ABOUT THEIR SIZE.

To all male taxpayers.

The only thing inland revenue has not taxed is your "WILLIE". This is due to the fact that half the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is employed but operates in total darkness. Furthermore, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Accordingly after 1st May your "WILLIE" will be taxed on its size using the "WILLIE CHECKER SCALE" below;

10-12 inches=luxury tax £50.00

8-10 inches=pole tax £35.00

6-7 inches= privilege tax £15.00

4-5 inches=disability tax £5.00

n.b anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

Males should not apply for exemption if in excess of 12 inches, they should file under capital gains or join a bloody circus!!

Yours Truly,


Ivor Dangler
H.M Inspector of Taxes.

P.S. Next year, the width tax.

Somehow I can't see this catching on in the US since the country's mostly run by MEN.

VINCENT D'ONOFRIO--ART

FIRST SEASON SECOND EPISODE ON USA THIS MORNING AT ONE AM CST.

Bobby speaking German, sparring with the bad guy. And Bobby usually has at least one zinging statement per episode in these early ones when he was ll arrogantly confident that his way was the only way and was usually right.

His stepping down with his flashlight in the dorm room after--'Now I get it.'

The following caps are borrowed from the VELOCITYOFVINCENT since I still haven't gotten around to capping it. Want to cap and script at the same time but somehow there are not enough hours in the day or days in the week to do all the thing I want and am allowed to do with Vincent. Thanks Eliza for the caps.










TWELVE DAYS....I CAN HOLD ON FOR TWELVE DAYS IF I CAN GET A LITTLE FIX FROM MY OTHER VINCENT AND LOCI BLOGS. I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN.

bARBRA-OLOGY

MEME - potential - ology

Let others know a little more about yourself. Re-post this as your name followed by "ology" Then tag some people, including me, who have piqued your curiosity.

(Not tagging.)

--What is your salad dressing of choice? Paul Newman's Italian
--What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Chappy's--move here from New ORLEAN'S AFTER THE HURRICANE
--What food could you eat every day for 2 weeks and not get sick of? Mexican
--What are your pizza toppings of choice? Loaded

TECHNOLOGY
--How many televisions are in your house? 5, 2 other hand held
--DVD's? HUNDREDS
--How many CD's? HUNDREDS
--What color of mobile phone do you have? ROYAL BLUE AND BLACK
--How many computers? 3 desk 3 laptops.
--Internet. wired or wireless? WIRELESS

BIOLOGY
--Are you right-handed or left-handed? RIGHT
--Hair color? Blonde
--Height? ONCE 6 FEET AFTER SEVERAL BACK SURGERIES AND GRAVITY 5'10"
--Have you ever had anything removed from your body? 4 VERTEBRAE, THREE OVER 9 POUND BABIES,
--Have you ever had anything put into your body? TITANIUM--NECK, THORACIC AND SACRAL AND A CADAVER BONE, NINE UNITS OF BLOOD
--What is the last heavy item you lifted? 6 FOOT BIRD CAGE
--Have you ever been knocked unconscious? YES

BULLCRAPOLOGY
--If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? NO, WHY YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
--If you could change your name, what would you change it to? NAH, I LIKE MY NAME OKAY
--Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? NO, WHO WROTE THESE QUESTIONS?
--Would you have sex with a stranger for a million dollars? GROSS...NO

DUMBOLOGY
--How many pairs of flip flops do you own? NONE--THAT TOE THING, CREEPY
--How many pairs of shoes? 22 I can wear
--Highest heel? 5 inch stiletto
--Last time you had a run-in with the cops? NEVER, I'VE BEEN LUCKY. I take care of them when they're hurt in line of duty and their families.
--Last person you talked to? LAUREN
--Last person you hugged? LAUREN

FAVOURITOLOGY
--Season? SUMMER
--Holiday? THANKSGIVING--WHOLE FAMILY GETS TOGETHER FROM ALL OVER USA
--Day of the week? SUNDAY now LOCI's day of the week
--Month? JULY

CURRENTOLOGY
--Missing someone? YES
--Mood? OKAY
--What are you listening to? TV
--Worrying about? DID I FINISH ALL MY PAPERWORK LAST NIGHT AND SIGN IT?

DEPENDS-OLOGY
--Do you always answer your phone? NO
--Your door? NO
--It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? PATSY
--If you could change your eye color what would it be? I LIKE HAVING GREEN EYES
--Do you own a digital camera? OF COURSE
--Have you ever had a pet fish? NO TOO MUCH TROUBLE AND DIE TOO EASILY
--What kind of pet do you have now? YELLOW CRESTED COCKATOO
--What's on your wish list for your birthday? I TELL EVERYONE THE SAME THING...IF I CANT DRINK IT, EAT IT OR READ IT...I DON'T NEED IT.
--Can you do push ups? PUSH WHATS?
--Can you do a chin up? AGAIN WHO THOUGHT UP THESE QUESTIONS? WHY WOULD I WANT TO?
--Does the future make you more nervous or excited? THE HUMAN RACE LIVES WITH A GIANT DESTRUCT BUTTON OVER IT. NOTHING I CAN DO TO KEEP IT FROM BEING PUSHED. I GUESS I BELIEVE IN FATE SO WE'LL SEE.
--Do you have any saved texts? NO
--Ever been in a car wreck? FIVE TIMES NONE MY FAULT--FOR A WHILE I THOUGHT I HAD A SIGN ON MY CAR THAT SAID "hit me'
--Do you have an accent? I DON'T THINK SO, BUT GREW UP IN FLORIDA AND LIVED IN TENNESSEE A LONG TIME SO PROBABLY A LIGHT SOUTHERN, Y'ALL.
--Plans tonight? COMPUTER CATCH UP
--Name the last 3 things you bought? Black SCRUBS, HEMOSTAT SET, BLACK NURSING SHOES.
--Have you ever been given roses? OF COURSE
--Current hate? CHILD SEXUAL PREDATORS--PEDOPHILES CAN'T BE REHABILITATED. BRING BACK PUBLIC HANGINGS
--Met someone who changed your life? SURE
--How did you bring in the new year? WORKING
--Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?NO
--Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? NO, BUT I'VE BEEN MARRIED A LOT LONGER THAN THAT.
--Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO
--What songs do you sing in the shower? NEVER SING HAVE A VOICE LIKE A COW IN LABOR
--Ever had someone sing to you? OH YEAH
--When did you last cry? DON'T REMEMBER PROBABLY AT THE HOSPITAL AFTER LOSING A PATIENT.
--Do you like to cuddle? NO,TOO HOT--ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP. MY HUSBAND SAYS I TREAT SEX LIKE A MAN.
--Have you held hands with anyone today? PATIENT'S FAMILY MEMBER THIS MORNING
--Who was the last person you took a picture of? LAUREN--MY BABY
--Do you believe in staying close with your ex's? NO EX'S
--Are most of the friends in your life new or old? REAL WORLD-OLD, ON LINE-NEW
--Do you like pulpy orange juice? YEP
--Favorite fruit or berry or melon? BLACKBERRIES AND WATER MELON
--What is something your friends make fun of you for? MY TEMPER-QUICK TO FLARE QUICK TO COOL.
--Have you ever ridden an elephant? WHO THINKS OF THESE QUESTIONS. OF COURSE NOT. Not a camel either
--What are you saving your money up for right now? TRIP TO ITALY
--When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? OVER A YEAR
--What were you doing 12 AM last night? GIVING CPR TO A MVA VICTIM.
--What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE TO WORK FOR FOUR NIGHTS.
--Most unreasonable personal fear? I HAVE TWO. MENTAL HOSPITALS IN HORROR MOVIES...CAN'T WATCH THEM DON'T KNOW WHY---AND SALTWATER ALLIGATORS. I LIVE IN TENNESSEE THEY'RE IN AUSTRALIA????

ROMANCE-OLOGY

--When was your last REAL toe curling kiss?SATURDAY
--Ever made love standing up?MORE THAN ONCE (ELEVATORS COUNT RIGHT?)
--In the shower?MOST DEFINITELY YES
--Ever been picked up and carried in a man's arms for romantic reasons?YES,
--Made love in front of a fire?YES, HOT HOT HOT

YOU-OLOGY

--Favorite alcoholic drink? GREY GOOSE MARTINI HOLD THE VERMOUTH WITH THREE OLIVES. (KEEP YOUR VODKA IN THE FREEZER.)
--Non-alcoholic drink? ICED TEA
--Favorite snack?NACHOS
--Fantasy person you'd want to be lost on a desert island with? VINCENT D'ONOFRIO OR RUSSELL CROWE
--You least like to be with? WHO EVER THOUGHT UP SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS
--Do you write Fan Fic? SOMETIMES
--Favorite fandom to write for? LOCI
--Favorite sports Team? NASHVILLE PREDATORS HOCKEY TEAM
--FAVORITE FAN SITEOH SO MANY--TEAM 13 PROJECT (LOVE YA JAZZIE, SNARKANGEL, AND VAL--YOU TOO LOZZIE),ELIZA'S VELOCITY OF VINCENT, VAL'S LIFE AND VINCENT, DIANE & TESS' VALENTINE CAT, COASTY, BOBBY G'S MY BIG FAT FREAKIN' LIFE, MUSIC WENCHES' OPINIONS OBSERVATIONS...AND SOOO MANY MORE)

AND A VINCENT SHOT

EPISODE 1 OF THE NEW SEASON

OH BOBBY HOW I'VE MISSED YOU. A CLEAN SHAVEN BOBBY, A BACK SHOT AND THE FINAL SHOT IS AN EYELASH SHOT. THIRTEEN DAYS.

Disclaimer: Not mine, just a Bobby junkie getting a fix.










WHAT A MAN!

VINCENT D'ONOFRIO-NEW SEASON

FINALLY A FEW--VERY FEW--STILLS FOR THE NEW SEASON...SANS GOLDBLUM.








Of course if we listen to USA's friggin' hype Goldblum's going to "SAVE" the show. I actually was once curious to see his new character and now they've made me hate him. I know they're plugging the new guy but AT THE EXPENSE OF VINCENT AND KATE?

As example when Noth joined the show as the second detective--early prevues...


WHEN GOLDBLUM JOINS AS SECOND???? DETECTIVE????



PERHAPS I'M BEING TOO SENSITIVE. What do you think?

WHAT GODDESS AM I

What Greek Goddess are you?

You are Artemis! You are like Aretmis, goddess of the moon, hunting and archery. You love any and all things wild and unclaimed, and that is how you are yourself. You are independent, you march to the beat of your own drum, and you allow no one to dictate how you will live but yourself. You like your freedom. This is why animals and nature often intrigue you.

How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

VINCENT D'ONOFRIO--MISSING YOU

I have re-watched all my DVD's of Bobby. Re-watched his characters in his movies. The fact is I just MISS him. So, I just fooled around with pictures captured from the APS and his main blogs and cropped away so now I look I'm not sure where what came from where. Therefore thanks to the Associated Press, The Reel, Team 13 and whoever else.

God, I love watching this man...Act or just being alive.



















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